ADDICTED TO STUDS	LW (<1992)
(Sung to:  "Addicted to Love" as performed by Robert Palmer)


The other maids
Won't kiss their Knights
Until
Their wedding nights.
If those guys
Cannot wait,
They see me
To get a date!

I think it's great!
Because, you see,
I see it as
Sweet charity.
They always fight
So hard that I
Think they deserve
A real good time!


Other people think that my behavior is odd.     So what?
Everybody knows it; let my name turn to mud.
You get a reputation when you get addicted to studs!


Now I don't do
This stuff for gold.
I think
These men are bold.
They're so pure,
Their suits shine.
I wink at them,
They get in line,

And they're all mine!
But, usually,
Their brains are stuck
Between their knees.
You ought to see
Them beg and plead
To win my love.
I'm such a tease!


Every now and then, of course, I hit on a dud.    Oh, no!
Body of Adonis with the brain of a spud.
You take whatever you can get when you're addicted to studs!

Love it or hate, I'm addicted to studs
Like it or leave it, I'm addicted to studs
Take 'em, not leave 'em; I'm addicted to studs.
Call me obsessive, I'm addicted to studs.

They're thin and fat.
They're short and tall.
Someday,
I'll get 'em all.
Between each one,
I often try
To understand the reason why.

Maybe they remind me of my grandfather Vlad.
Why not?
He's the one who started all this vampire crud.
You see, it's not the sex I'm after; I'm addicted to blood!

Love it or hate, I'm addicted to studs.
Like it or leave it, I'm addicted to studs.
Take 'em, not leave 'em; I'm addicted to studs.
Call me obsessive, I'm addicted to studs.
Breakfast, lunch, or dinner, I'm addicted to studs.