ALE	LW
(Sung to:  "The Soft Soft Drink" by the American Dairy Council)

'Tis that
Stuff they swallow
By the mug or by the ladle,
Just before they go to die
In every Middle Ages fable.
Better sip, not gulp,
Or you'll be underneath the table.
'Tis the rough, tough man's drink
Ale!