THE ANARCHY/MONARCHY SONG
Parody of "The Authority Song" by John Mellencamp
Parody lyrics by Lance Woods

A bunch of us malcontents decided to fight for freedom,
And all the other guys elected me to command!
Well, the promise of glory
Made me act like such a bleedin' dum-dum
How this could be glorious, I never will understand.
That's because

CHORUS:
	When I fight for anarchy, the monarchy always wins!
	When I fight for anarchy, the monarchy always wins!
	Well, they can quell a rebellion
	Much faster than I can begin one
	When I fight for anarchy, the monarchy always wins!


You'd think that a dozen commando raids would be sufficient
To send those tyrannical despots on their way to hell!
They may be tyrannical,
But brother, they are efficient!
The score:  Rebels zero; the tyrannical despots twelve!
God, they're good!

CHORUS

Onward!
Come on, lads, I say
Onward!
Let's go!
Onward!
Although...

CHORUS

Well the thought of us going into battle really seems a bummer,
Though each fight we get into could put us over the top!
I hope and I pray
That thirteen will be our lucky number,
'Cause I've got a funny kind of feeling our number's up!
One more time!

CHORUS