BAD IDEA											DK
(Sung to "G.T.O." as performed by Ronnie & the Daytonas and written by John Wilkin)

I had a sudden thought walkin' through the town:
That if we had an adventure, we'd be quite renowned.
We could find us some monsters, and then cut 'em dow-ow-own.
It was a defective, imperfect, substandard bad idea.

CHORUS (such as it is):	Wa-wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa 
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, really bad idea ") 
Wa-wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa 
(mixed with "Yeah, yeah, really bad idea ") 
Wa-wa (mixed with "Ahhh, really bad idea ") wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa 

So we bought a bunch of weapons, my friends and I
And a little bit of armor, though the price was high
Didn't bother with lessons, we'd learn 'em on the fly-y-y
'Twas a real foolish, real stupid, dim-witted bad idea.

CHORUS

<instrumental break>

Well, you can guess this story has a tragic end
And I've lived to tell it (while my boo-boos mend)
So we learned a lesson (what's left of my friends):
If you never want to be the fool
When you do a job, learn the tool.
It was an unpleasant, unhealthy, life-threatening bad idea.

CHORUS

If you never want to be the fool
When you do a job, learn the tool.
It was an unpleasant, unhealthy, life-threatening bad idea.