BRAVERMAN'S ROGUE INSTITUTE									DK
Original filk by David Keefer

CHORUS:	
	If your life is bereft of excitement...
	And if you think villainy's cool...
	If you're wanting more
	Than your life has in store,
	Then sign up today for our school.
	We'll make you the scourge of the party:
	A scoundrel of shameless repute!
	'Cause that's what we teach,
	And it's all within reach
	At Braverman's Rogue Institute.

You say that you long for the ocean	
As a Buccaneer Captain at sea.
Such notorious fame
That the hint of your name
Would cause other vessels to flee.

But, Captain be kind to your crewmen
Or you'll be marooned on a beach.
They'll start to rebel
And mutiny as well;
That's also a course that we teach.

CHORUS

So you want to be a magician:	
A mage who's beyond parallel.	
With power so grand
You could even command	
The souls who are serving in Hell.

We have courses in summoning demons
And other things known to kick ass.
But they'll think you're kidding
'Bout doing your bidding;
Control is a graduate class.

CHORUS

Your wish is to be an assassin
As one who kills people for pay
You'd slay them, of course,
And then without remorse
Retire at the end of the day

Though murder for pay is quite risky,
The profit must be what you've sought.
So just to be sure
For a few shekels more
We'll teach you how not to get caught.

CHORUS

A highwayman preys on the travelers	
Who happen to be passing by.
Presents them his blade	
Until he gets paid;
It's give him your money or die.

But be careful when working the highways
And choose all your targets with care.
You'll be reckless and bold,
But your blood will turn cold
If they bring sev'ral muskets to bear.

CHORUS

For a nominal fee,
You can earn your degree
At Braverman's Rogue Institute.