THE BUCCANEER RAP DK (Original ... music?) Sixteen men on a dead man's chestİİ Yo ho ho and a bottle of ... You're a peasant boy, you sit and mope You own no land so you've got no hope Indentured servant or maybe a slave A life of adventure is what you crave. You know the taxes are coming due And if you can't pay 'em, that's the end of you. So escape the chains and the auctioneer, Run away to the sea and be a buccaneer CHORUS: I said, "Yo! --" (Be a buccaneer!) "Yo ho!" (Yea, a buccaneer!) You're a gentleman and your life is fine With a powdered wig and a cute behind All of the ladies dig your style Then one of 'em says she bears your child. Now her Daddy's rich and yours is too And they both think marriage is best for you But if it's your freedom that you revere Run away to the sea and be a buccaneer. CHORUS You work in the smithy to earn your pay And you go for a drink at the end of the day Then in come soldiers, guys with swords Drunk as skunks and off their gourds. They pick a fight with you and your friends And three of 'em's dead before it all ends It was selfİdefense, that should be clear Run away to the sea and be a buccaneer. CHORUS You feel the people are treated unfair So you speak your mind in the public square You tell the crowd that the best solution Is to take up arms for a revolution. They storm the castle to no avail Then turn on you when the coup has failed You can try it again in a couple of years Run away to the sea and be a buccaneer. CHORUS You've seen the king with a number of wenches In beds, on floors, and even park benches And as his guard, your only job Is to see no one disturbs the slob One day you're sick and the Queen discovers Her roving king and his latest lover For failing to guard his majesty's rear Run away to the sea and be a buccaneer. CHORUS You chart the heavens and read the stars Observing the sky, the moon, and Mars You write a paper on what you've found The sun is the center and the earth goes 'round The church doesn't care for your rhetoric And they have you arrested as a heretic To be judged by a jury of your peers Run away to the sea and be a buccaneer. CHORUS Yo ho ho and a bottle of ---- Rum!