BURNED AT THE STAKE	LW
(Sung to:  "It's a Mistake" by Men at Work)

Enter the dungeon and sit thee down.
Don't make the Inquisition wait.
A rumor's going around the town
We think we should investigate.
Some say you practice magic
And demonology.
This could just be some mean trick,
But if it's true, you'll be 
Burned at the stake!
Burned at the STAKE!
Burned at the Sta-ake!
Burned at the STAKE!

Confess, heretic, to sorcery!
Reveal the names of your familiars!
We've gathered proof of your treachery
That we are not required to show ya!
Cooperate, forsooth!
We've methods of persuasion
Designed to gain the truth
Before you're fairly tried and
Burned at the stake!
Burned at the STAKE!
Burned at the Sta-ake!
Burned at the STAKE!

Accused magician, we're warning thee
That this is not hte proper hour
To plunge the room into darkness as
A demonstration of your powers!
You say we've turned to piglets!
This we can't see or feel!
Enough of your theatrics!
We sentence you to -- SQUEEEEEEEEAL!
Burned at the stake!
Burned at the STAKE!
Burned at the Sta-ake!
Burned at the STAKE!
(OH-OH-OH-WHOA!)