BOOGIE-WOOGIE CARNAGE DK (Sung to: "Jump-Shout Boogie" as performed by Barry Manilow) Well, not too long ago in seven forty-four, When ev'ry village thought it hadda go to war, Then they would lift their spirits high (High!) On rape, burglary, and apple pie! Instead of spending silver that they didn't have In hot spots all around, They would gather up their swords (Up their swords!) And go pillaging a town. CHORUS: They make ya wanna jump, (Jump!) Shout, (Shout!) They'll knockİa you out! Boogie woogie carnage what I'm talkin' about! If you try to stop their arrows, They will cut you down, So you watch 'em as the boogieİwoogie bandits Are aİburnin' your town! The laughing and the screaming would assault your ears. The bloodshed and the smoke would bring your eyes to tears. But they just laugh and swing their staves (Staves!) And desecrate your uncle's grave! Your livestock have been slaughtered and your wife is gone To be sold at a slaver's store. It would be wiser to move out (To move out!) 'Cause they'll be coming back for more! CHORUS Shake your fist, fist, fist! (Shake it! Shake it!) Shake your fist, fist, fist! (Shake it! Shake it!) Shake your fist, fist, fist! (Shake it! Shake it!) Shake your fist, fist, fist! They make ya wanna jump!