D. AND D.												JS
(To the tune of "T.N.T." as performed by AC/DC)

(Orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs,orcs) 

I just stepped into a nightmare
Of a dungeon torture scene
On a quest to get my share
And save an elven queen
Bugbears to the left of me
And goblins to the right
Ain't got no sword
Ain't got no shield
But I've got wizards light!

We're playin' D and D, all through the night,
(D and D) no end in sight!
(D and D) It's sealed my fate,
(D and D) I can't get a date!

I'm lazy, poor and won't do my chores,
Hear my momma shout
Down in the basement all the time,
Please get out!
Now who needs a girlfriend?
Who needs a wife?
I'm with my good friends,
Who all need a life!
Still time to have some fun,
I'm only forty-one!

We're playin' D and D, all through the night
(D and D) no end in sight
(D and D) It's sealed my fate
(D and D) I can't get a date!

(Guitar solo)

D and D, (orcs, orcs, orcs)
D and D, (orcs, orcs, orcs)
D and D, (orcs, orcs, orcs)
D and D, (orcs, orcs, orcs)
D and D, (orcs, orcs, orcs), all through the night
(D and D, orcs,orcs, orcs), no end in sight,
(D and D, orcs, orcs, orcs), It's sealed my fate
(D and D), I can't get a date!