DON'T LET THIS HUN GO DOWN ON ME	LW
(Sung to:  "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" by Elton John)

Sitting here
In my daddy's castle
All alone while
He fought off the Huns outside.
My daddy said
I'd be safe in my tower,
But our knights
Have since run away or died!
I'm here
Awaiting the bar-bar-ians!
I hear them now!
They've pulled the drawbridge down!
The Mongrel hordes
Will make this place a horde-house!
Hark! My door
Is blocked by one!
I can't run!

Don't Let this Hun go down on me!
Oh, I can
Just guess what plans he's laid since he has 
Laid his eyes on me!
But if this hairy ball of fat should try
Seducing me,
I'll zap him with my knee
If he should try goin' down on me!

What I'd give
For a weapon at my bedside,
But maidens' rooms
Are never so adorned.
I'm so flattered
Since he thinks I am so beautiful!
Why, see how he drools
As he just schleps
Across my floor!

Don't let this Hun go down on me!
Tis grody!
Those slimy hands around someone as
Wonderful as me!
Oh, God forbid that I contract from him
Some dread disease,
Or mites or ticks or fleas,
If he should try goin' down on me!

Don't let this Hun go down on me!
I guess I'll 
Just have to grab him by his chest and
Pound repeatedly,
Or maybe pull him close and pull his knife
When he's in reach...
Soprano he will be
If he should try goin' down on me!