THE DRAGON FEEDS TONIGHT
Parody of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" by John C. Flansburgh & John S. Linnell
Parody lyrics by David Keefer and Mary Keefer

O'er the kingdom, the mighty kingdom,
The dragon takes to flight.
And a maiden, a virgin maiden,
Is what he seeks tonight.

Wim o weh (etc)

So, my princess, my prudish princess,
To fear is only right.
'Cause oh princess, on virgin princess
The dragon feeds tonight.

Wim o weh (etc)

If, fair maiden, you wish, fair maiden,
I'd like to set things right.
There's, fair maiden, a way, fair maiden,
To make you safe tonight.

Wim o weh (etc)