DRAGON'S LAIR	DK/LW
(Sung to:  "Modern Love" by David Bowie)

A dragon stole my girl
And took her far away.
I'm really scared to go,
But since these are troubled times,
I guess I
Could try.
Gotta get to the Dragon's Lair.
Find my baby!
Dragon's Lair.
Save her (maybe).
Dragon's Lair.
Giddy goons and flying anvils!
Dragon's Lair.
Spectral Wizards!
Dragon's Lair.
King of Lizards!
Dragon's Lair.
Do believe that I'm in trouble.

I fin'ly found the cave,
By following her screams.
My quarry was there, too...
So I tried to tan his hide.
When I tried,
I died.
Didn't make it through the 
Dragon's Lair.
Magic barding!
Dragon's Lair.
Lava Mudmen!
Dragon's Lair.
'Lectric knights on chessboard floor tiles!
Dragon's Lair.
Cauldrons bubble!
Dragon's Lair.
Giant marbles!
Dragon's Lair.
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