DRUNK & DISORDERLY (THE D&D DRINKING SONG)	D/LW
(original)

Let's go out and beat up a dragon!
Let's go forth and rescue a town!
Everyone will hail our names
We'll have everlasting fame
If we don't go up in flames --
Let's have another round, mates,
Let's have another round!

Let's go out and hassle a wizard!
Let's tell Merlin he is a clown!
We'll erase his magic spells
Dump his potions down the well,
Then bravely turn and run like hell --
Back for another round, oh,
Back for another round!

Let's go start a fire in the brothel!
Burn the whole house sown to the ground!
Everyone will be impressed
When the King runs out undressed,
To place us under court arrest --
Time for another round, yeah,
Time for another round!

Let's run nude in front of the princess!
Streak by her with nary a sound!
I'll run by her oh, so quick
And I'll giver her quite a kick
When she looks upon my... dagger --
Gimme another round, hic,
GImme another round!

Let's just stay right her in the tavern!
There's adventure here to be found!
Why should we put on our mail,
When it's safer telling tales
Over several dozen ales?es --
Let's have another round, mates,
Let's have another round!