DUNGEON MASTER	BA
(Sung to:  "Mr. Sandman" as performed by the Andrews Sisters)

Dungeon Master,  (Yes?)
Listen to me--
Oh, won't you let my hubby go free?
He was arrested the day that he pillaged
His royal majesty's native village!

Sirrah,
Hear my refrain--
He'll never darken your doorway again.
So if you'll just give him to me;
Dungeon Master, let him go free.

Dungeon Master,  (Yes?)
Hearken to me--
Oh, let my captive lover go free.
I realize the King found him guilty.
But I found out the scum's been cheating on me!

Sirrah,
I understand--
You have a duty to torture that man.
So execute the King's decree;
Dungeon Master, leave him to me!

Dungeon Master,  (Hmm?)
Listen to me--
I'm gonna get that son of a b____!
I'll take him to a meadow of clover,
Convince him that his cheating days are over!

Sirrah,
I promise you--
He'll beg for mercy before I am through!
And you can give the eulogy!
Dungeon Master, give him--
Please, please, PLEASE!
Dungeon Master,
Give him to me!