Dungeon Mistress								DK
Parody of "My Favorite Things" from "The Sound of Music" by Richard Rodgers & 
Oscar Hammerstein III, parody lyrics by David Keefer


Clothes of black leather with bright shiny buckles,
Gloves with some razor-sharp spikes on their knuckles,
Corsets festooned with some large metal rings;
They're just a few of my favorite things.

Collars to punish and whips to give pleasure,
Hot wax and oil to use at my leaisure,
Ball gags and blindfolds and acid that stings;
They're just a few of my favorite things.

When I want to raise my spirits
Or combat ennui,
I break out a few of my favorite things
And I start to laugh with glee!

Irons for branding and feathers to tickle,
Chains to restrain you and clamps for your [sensitive anatomical protuberances].
Other folks'; pain and the pleasure it brings;
They're just a few of my favorite things.

I'll admit that I'm a sadist;
I can be a bitch.
But there's always room here for me and my things
'Cause I fill a market niche!