Earth Magic Girls	
Parody of"Fat Bottomed Girls" by Brian May (as performed by Queen)
Parody lyrics by David Keefer

Yes yes
Oooh, you're gonna gather at midnight.
Oooh, dancin' 'round the bonfire's light.
Oooh, do I have to spell it out?
Earth magic girls, you make the wiccan world go 'round.

I was just a simple guy,
Knew enough to stay alive,
Though I had a certain knack for forestry. (Hey)
When I found that hidden glade,
And the discov'ry that I made:
All these women who were actin' craftily...
Hey, Hey!

So I observed 'em while concealed,
And their purpose was revealed:
They were there to practice spells and sorcery!
When they started in to dance,
I couldn't help but take a chance;
So I joined those witches in their revelry.

	(C'mon!)
Oh, won't you gather at midnight.
Oh, dance around the bonfire's light.
Oh, do I have to spell it out?
Earth magic girls, you make the wiccan world go 'round.
Earth magic girls, you make the wiccan world go 'round.

(Hey, listen here...)
Well they kinda looked at me,
Then they called on Hecate
To divine if I should pay some penalty.
But the Goddess must have smiled,
'Cause now I've been with them a while.
Wiccan women, you've made a new man out of me!

Oh, won't you gather at midnight.
Oh, dance around the bonfire's light.
Oh, do I have to spell it out?
Earth magic girls, you make the wiccan world go 'round.

Get on your brooms and fly!

Oh, won't you gather at midnight.
Oh, dance around the bonfire's light.
Oh, do I have to spell it out?
Earth magic girls, you make the wiccan world go 'round.
Earth magic girls, you make the wiccan world go 'round.