FACE THE INQUISITION									DK
(Sung to "The Loco-Motion" by Carole King and Gerry Goffin)

Everyone's avoidin' the latest dance now,			(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
You'll prob'ly learn to fear it if it comes to your hometown,	(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
My buddy, Torquemada seems to do it with ease,
Your fam'ly he'll imprison and your land he'll seize,
So come on, come on, and face the Inquisition with me...

CHORUS:	You've gotta name some names now,
	Come on sinner, recant, confess...
	You've got a right to feel distressed.
	Whoa whoa...

Now that you're informing, it's time to repent now, 		(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
You'll implicate your neighbor 
just to save your own skin, now					(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
So answer all their questions, now, just give 'em the facts,
Or you may end up getting taller on the rack.
So come on, come on, face the Inquisition with me...

CHORUS

All they want is answers, says the Inquisition,			(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
They'll even say they're sorry for the imposition,		(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
They'll hold you underwater, that's a thing that they do,
It's obvious you're lying if you're turning blue,
So come on, come on, face the Inquisition with me.

CHORUS

Everyone's avoidin' the latest dance now, 			(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
You'll prob'ly learn to fear it if it comes to your hometown,	(Come on sinner, face the Inquisition.)
Don't be so unhappy, 'cause I'm sure they'll be back,
'Cause Senator McCarthy will pick up the slack.
So come on, come on, face the Inquisition...
Come on, come on, face the Inquisition...
Come on, come on, face the Inquisition with me...