HALLOWE'EN EXCLAMATIONS				DK
(Sung to "Interjections" from ABC Television's "Schoolhouse Rock" 
by Bob Dorough, Dave Frishberg, Lynn Ahrens)

Although they said the treasure was cursed
We put the mummy's gold in our purse.
But his fierce indignation
At his tomb's violation
Caused the king to utter some exclamations:
CURSE YOU!  For disturbing my slumber!
YOU!  Will feel my wrath!
HEY!  Get that torch away from me!

CHORUS 1:
	Exclamations!  (CURSE YOU!  |  GOOD EVENING!  |  HUMANSSS!)
	With passion!  (   YOU!     |      WHOA!      |   HSSSSS! )
	And emotion!   (   HEY!     |      BUT!       |    WAIT!  )
	They're generally used in front of a sentence
	As a point of emphasis,
	Or when you simply need to blow off steam.

The Count had just arisen from sleep
So into someone's window did creep. 
His rude fenestration
Came without hesitation 
Then the Count started using some exclamations: 
GOOD EVENING!  You are getting sleepy! 
WHOA!  Where did that cross come from?
BUT...  I thought you were Jewish!

CHORUS 1

CHORUS 2:	If you're Transylvanian:  Blah!
		Undead:  			Brains!
		A monster:  		Mrrrr!
		Or dead:  			Boo!
		A werewolf:  		Ahrooo!
		Or Fred:  			I live with my mom!
		An exclamation gets your point across!

There was a creature in the lagoon; 
We caught him in the late afternoon. 
He expressed consternation
For his grim situation front of a sentence 
And the gill-man gurgled some exclamations:,
HUMANSSS!  You'll never hold me! 
HSSSSS!  You've disturbed my home!
WAIT!  Anyone here like sushi?

CHORUS 1
CHORUS 2

Exclamations!  (HEY!)
With passion!  (BUT!)
And emotion!  (WAIT!)
They're generally used in front of a sentence as a point of emphasis,
Or when you simply need to blow off steam.
Exclamations!  With passion!  And emotion!  Hallelujah!  Hallelujah!  Hallelujah, yeah!

MRRRRRR!  That end!