ACT LIKE A MAGICIAN	JS/DK
(Sung to:  "Walk Like An Egyptian" as performed by The Bangles)

Just wear a hat with the stars and planets
Aligned around the brim.
With long black robes, lots of gold,
And hang around where the lights are dim.
If you learn real quick, you can master gestures
And in-can-ta-ti-ons
And cast some spells (oh-wee-oh)
With mystical e-man-a-ti-ons.
Ev'ry mage in the wizards' guild says,
"Oh-no, oh-no, o-oh no-o!"
Act like a magician.
Act like a magician.

Now get a staff with a crystal ball attached
To the top of it.
Wave it around just until you're starting
To get the hang of it.
Next get a book, you can copy chants and
Things thaumaturgical.
Practice your art (oh-wee-oh)
As though it were something surgical.
You're the scourge of the Netherworlds, say,
"Oh-no, oh-no, o-oh no-o!"
Act like a magician.
Act like a magician.

Now if you're planning to slay a rival
Or other enemy,
You can do it quick once you've gained the power
Of ancient sorcery.
With the aid of knowledge and astrological
Per-tur-ba-ti-Šons,
And a little luck (oh-wee-oh)
You'll publish your dis-ser-ta-ti-ons;
Make a bundle selling copies ...
"Oh-no, oh-no, o-oh no-o!"
Rich like a magician.
Rich like a magician.