DOES YOUR WARRIOR LOSE HIS FLAVOR IN THE DUNGEON OVERNIGHT		LW
(Sung to:  "Does your CHewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost OVernight?" by ??)

CHORUS:	Does your warrior lose his flavor
	In the dungeon overnight?
	Do you make him stand and shiver
	Or just swallow him on sight?
	Does he grab on to your tonsils
	And keep you up all night?
	Does your warrior lose his flavor
	In the dungeon overnight?

You're green and overgrown
But still you mind your own.
Ohhh, you've got your treasure,
More wealth than you can measure!
A human passes through
To steal your gold from you.
So in the heat of battle
He becomes your barbecue!

CHORUS

Six fellows dressed in mail
Start banging on your tail.
Ooooooh, you're irritated!
There's no need to debate it!
You gag upon the thief
You've made your apertif,
So you chow down a wizard
Who can spell you some relief!

CHORUS

The peasants claim a maid
Has vanished from the glade.
Whoaaaa, you're not malicious,
But she looked so delicious!
Her champion from the West
Arrives to meet your test.
You say, "I've finished off the legs, mate,
"Would you like the... rest?"

CHORUS