FAIR VERONA
Parody of "My Sharona" by Doug Fieger & Berton Averre 
parody lyrics by Dave Keefer & William "Big Billy" Shakespeare

Montague and Capulet, Capulet;
Both alike in dignity in fair Verona.
Stemming from an ancient grudge, ancient grudge;
Civil blood on civil hands in fair Verona.

CHORUS:	And so when a pair, of star-cross'd, lovers take their life
	Do so with their deaths, bury all of their parents' strife.
	Aye, aye, aye, oh!
	In fa-fa-fair Verona.

A glooming peace this morning brings, morning brings;
The sun, for all its sorrow, won't show, Verona.
Go discuss these happenings, cheerless things;
Punishments and pardons in old Verona.

CHORUS

What a scourge is laid upon, 'pon your hate;
Never was a tale of more woe, Verona,
Than the tale of Juliet Capulet
And her young lover Romeo, Verona

CHORUS

In fa-fa-fair Verona
Fa-fa-fa-fair Verona
Fa-fa-fa-fair Verona!